One Friday night while I was single, at a social gathering I was talking with some people and trying to look cool in front of the ladies (as one does when they are desperately tiered of being lonely).
I was there with about 4-5 others and standing a way from the group. There were 3-4 girls and another dude in my small circle. The dude wanted to look super cool with all his expansive knowledge about, in my opinion, nothing of use. He was dominating the conversation and making it impossible for me to get a word in edge wise with one of the lovelies. I was listening to this guy talk and he was really annoying me with his unimpressive knowledge.
It came to a head when the blabbermouth turns to me with a smug look on his face and asks flippantly, "How do you day goodbye in Finnish?"
I curtly replied "This conversation is Finnish" at that, I walked away.
CLEVER
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